{"id":1011,"date":"2012-05-07T19:57:57","date_gmt":"2012-05-08T00:57:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/?p=1011"},"modified":"2012-05-07T19:57:57","modified_gmt":"2012-05-08T00:57:57","slug":"quotable-quotes-december-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/quotable-quotes-december-2011-1011","title":{"rendered":"Quotable Quotes &#8211; December 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>December 1 &#8211; Looking at a picture of himself as a baby being held by Poppy: &#8220;He looks kind of different. Is that the same Poppy as when I am big?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>December 2 &#8211; Loading the crock pot for Papa&#8217;s supper: &#8220;He better like this.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>December 9 &#8211; Playing hide and seek: &#8220;I&#8217;m not going to count. I&#8217;m just going to count in my brain.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>December 12 &#8211; Opening my box from Kohls: &#8220;There&#8217;s not any good stuff I like in here.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>December 18 &#8211; Examining the presents from Uncle Gene. One is a wrapped 9-volt battery and he said &#8220;I think this is floss.&#8221; Another one is five AA batteries and he said &#8220;And this is medicine or something like that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>December 19 &#8211; Papa: &#8220;What did you put in my soup?&#8221; Daniel: &#8220;Oh just whatever.&#8221;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>December 21 &#8211; Daniel does not realize that some of his Windows terminology is unique to him, such as, he calls the Start menu The Flag. He&#8217;s turned on voice recognition and is really working hard to give clearly enunciated commands such as &#8220;Open the flag&#8221; and poor guy doesn&#8217;t know why it&#8217;s not working. And mean old Mama is just trying not to laugh.<\/p>\n<p>December 27 &#8211; Daniel to his Papa: &#8220;You say &#8216;No&#8217; but my mind says &#8216;Yes&#8217;.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>December 28 &#8211; Right after I had asked Papa a question, Daniel: &#8220;Did Pa say the right thing?&#8221; Me: &#8220;Yes.&#8221; Daniel: &#8220;Sometimes he forgets.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>December 29 &#8211; Daniel keeps offering me lotion and saying &#8220;Here is some potion for you, Mama.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>December 31 &#8211; Daniel draws a horizontal line on a piece of paper. He then draws a line under it. He told me to write my name on the first one and my password on the second one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>December 1 &#8211; Looking at a picture of himself as a baby being held by Poppy: &#8220;He looks kind of different. Is that the same Poppy as when I am big?&#8221; December 2 &#8211; Loading the crock pot for Papa&#8217;s supper: &#8220;He better like this.&#8221; December 9 &#8211; Playing hide and seek: &#8220;I&#8217;m not going [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1011"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1011"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1011\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1012,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1011\/revisions\/1012"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1011"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1011"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1011"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}