{"id":1054,"date":"2012-09-10T14:10:03","date_gmt":"2012-09-10T19:10:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/?p=1054"},"modified":"2012-09-10T14:10:03","modified_gmt":"2012-09-10T19:10:03","slug":"may-2012","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/may-2012-1054","title":{"rendered":"May 2012"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>May 1 &#8211; &#8220;I&#8217;m all wore out from all that sleeping.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>May 2 &#8211; &#8220;I said &#8216;Hi&#8217; to one of my neighbors.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>May 2 &#8211; &#8220;Mama, what is above the clouds? I know Jesus is above the clouds, but what is above Jesus?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>May 2 &#8211; &#8220;Is God beside my bed? If I cry in my bed, does He fix it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>May 4 &#8211; Daniel, playing PacMan, having just been eaten by a ghost: &#8220;Does he like how I taste?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>May 7 &#8211; Examining the flowers outside the doctors office<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/may-2012-1054\/attachment\/120507\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1055\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1055\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/files\/120507.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"403\" height=\"403\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/files\/120507.jpg 403w, http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/files\/120507-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/files\/120507-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 403px) 100vw, 403px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>May 8 &#8211; Trying another park<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/may-2012-1054\/attachment\/120508\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1056\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1056\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/files\/120508.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"403\" height=\"403\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/files\/120508.jpg 403w, http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/files\/120508-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/files\/120508-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 403px) 100vw, 403px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>May 8 &#8211; I just found six dollar coins in the freezer. That&#8217;s what I&#8217;d call hard cold cash.<\/p>\n<p>May 11 &#8211; Daniel: &#8220;I&#8217;m really full of water.&#8221; Me: &#8220;You drank of lot of water. You must have been thirsty.&#8221; Daniel: &#8220;I wasn&#8217;t. It just happened.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>May 11\u00a0&#8211; &#8220;Can you cuddle with me forever, all day and for the rest of my life?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>May 15 &#8211; Daniel tried his best to befriend a groundhog. I guess groundhogs don&#8217;t understand the meaning behind blowing kisses.<\/p>\n<p>May 15 &#8211; Balancing boy<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/may-2012-1054\/120515-2\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1059\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1059\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/files\/1205151-600x800.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/files\/1205151-600x800.jpg 600w, http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/files\/1205151-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/files\/1205151.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>May 16 &#8211; Daniel&#8217;s firemen figures just performed a musical.<\/p>\n<p>May 18 &#8211; Me: &#8220;Do you get cabin fever?&#8221; Daniel: &#8220;Not often. A little bit, but not very often. Poppy gets cabin fever every one nap.&#8221; Me: &#8220;What does he do about it?&#8221; Daniel: &#8220;He goes somewhere for a few minutes. Then after one nap he goes somewhere for a few minutes again.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>May 22 &#8211; Daniel added an interesting line to his prayer at nap time: &#8220;Everyone needs to be saved or the police are going to come.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>May 24 &#8211; Daniel to me: &#8220;Did you like to play in the mud when you were a little boy cause you thought it was fun?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>May 25 &#8211; I had to change plans around a bit this morning on my little sweety, which he didn&#8217;t like and upset him a bit. I apologied to him and he said, &#8220;But Mama, you have nothing to be sorry for.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>May 28 &#8211; &#8220;Mama, I&#8217;m a sweet pickle.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>May 29\u00a0&#8211; Mr Curly playing outside in the cooler weather<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/may-2012-1054\/120529-2\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1060\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1060\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/files\/1205291-600x800.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/files\/1205291-600x800.jpg 600w, http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/files\/1205291-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/files\/1205291.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>May 30 &#8211; Daniel playing restaurant: &#8220;What do you want?&#8221; Me: &#8220;Fried chicken.&#8221; Son: &#8220;What kind?&#8221; Me: &#8220;White meat.&#8221; Son: &#8220;We&#8217;re out of white meat. All we have is dark meat.&#8221; Now isn&#8217;t that like most servers to ask your choice when there isn&#8217;t one?<\/p>\n<p>May 31 &#8211; &#8220;Was that a swell idea?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>May 1 &#8211; &#8220;I&#8217;m all wore out from all that sleeping.&#8221; May 2 &#8211; &#8220;I said &#8216;Hi&#8217; to one of my neighbors.&#8221; May 2 &#8211; &#8220;Mama, what is above the clouds? I know Jesus is above the clouds, but what is above Jesus?&#8221; May 2 &#8211; &#8220;Is God beside my bed? 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