{"id":879,"date":"2011-08-13T23:08:38","date_gmt":"2011-08-14T04:08:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/?p=879"},"modified":"2011-08-13T23:08:38","modified_gmt":"2011-08-14T04:08:38","slug":"quotable-quotes-april-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/quotable-quotes-april-2011-879","title":{"rendered":"Quotable Quotes &#8211; April 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>April 2 &#8211; Instead of sleeping, Daniel is using a pretend leaf blower. &#8220;Woooooo wooooo wooooo. Got to get those leaf-es out.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>April 5 &#8211; I know Daniel has seen these Kipper episodes a lot when in the first three seconds he says, &#8220;Oh, the one about the kitty!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>April 8 &#8211; Daniel expressed it so well, I can&#8217;t improve upon it. After an overcast morning, the clouds suddenly parted. Daniel pointed up to the sky, &#8220;I can see the sun! The sun came out.&#8221; Then he put his hands on his cheeks and said, &#8220;I wuv the sun. It&#8217;s a beautiful day.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>April 10 &#8211; After I very stupidly back into Papa&#8217;s Jeep in our own drive way Daniel says,  &#8220;No, Mama. You s&#8217;posed to go &#8217;round.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>April 13 &#8211; Daniel: &#8220;It&#8217;s my birthday.&#8221; Me: &#8220;It will be in two weeks. What will happen on your birthday?&#8221; Daniel: &#8220;My presents will come. Santa Claus will come and put them down.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>April 14 &#8211; When an instrumental song is playing Daniel says, &#8220;Nobody&#8217;s singing.&#8221; This morning he was doing his own instrumental song with all sorts of humming and beat boxing and said, &#8220;That is Pop Goes the Weasel. Nobody&#8217;s singing it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>April 14 &#8211; On seeing a cart someone left in a parking spot Daniel says, &#8220;What&#8217;s that cart doing? It&#8217;s not supposed to go there.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>April 15 &#8211; Daniel has been asking why questions for a long time without using the word why. The first time I know him to actually use the word, the question was &#8220;Why I have to go bed?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>April 17 &#8211; Daniel told me I had black and white hair. I assured him he was the source of the white ones.<\/p>\n<p>April 18 &#8211; Several times Daniel has taken my face in his hands and looked me right in the eyes and said &#8220;I don&#8217;t want to go to the dentist.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>April 19 &#8211; &#8220;Whatcha humming, mama? Turn it up a little bit.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>April 20 &#8211; I was singing Time In A Bottle and Daniel wanted to know what time in a bottle was. I guess my explanation wasn&#8217;t cutting to the chase because he interrupted me and said, &#8220;Like kitchen thyme.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>April 20 &#8211; Daniel is so observant. At the Wal-mart Neighborhood Market he said, &#8220;They not have music.&#8221; I hadn&#8217;t noticed it before, but they don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>April 21 &#8211; found all the parts of a disassembled flashlight in a laundry basket under towels.<\/p>\n<p>April 21 &#8211; on looking at a guinea pig, &#8220;He has pretty eyes.&#8221; Looking at a ferret, &#8220;He has beautiful hair.&#8221; For those of you familiar with Elmo &#8211; he pointed to the goldfish tank and said &#8220;those are Dorothys&#8221; and pointed at a black moor &#8220;and that&#8217;s a black Dorothy&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>April 22 &#8211; Poor Daniel poked at a beetle and it grasped the tip of his pointer finger with it&#8217;s pinchers. Daniel started shaking his finger and frantically saying, &#8220;Get that off! Get that off!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>April 25 &#8211; Daniel&#8217;s salon is open and ready for business. First he &#8220;blended&#8221; my hair with a foreign electrical outlet adapter. Then he finished it off with a bag clip.<\/p>\n<p>April 25 &#8211; The last time we saw Aunt Christina, my son got some pine cones out of her yard. This morning he said, &#8220;Want to go see Aunt Christina. My pine cones are all wore out.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>April 25 &#8211; Took Daniel to the basement kitchen to get something out of the freezer. On seeing the kitchen sink he said, &#8220;That&#8217;s a sink. That&#8217;s where the kitties wash their hands.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>April 26 &#8211; knew the nap wasn&#8217;t happening when I started hearing the ukulele on the monitor.<\/p>\n<p>April 27 &#8211; After having lots of storms this spring, Daniel has become very familiar with radar maps. &#8220;I don&#8217;t want to see Bugs Bunny! Just the weather!&#8221; Then later I asked, &#8220;Would you rather watch Kipper or Caillou?&#8221; Daniel: &#8220;Just watch the weather.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>April 28 &#8211; Daniel: &#8220;It&#8217;s my birthday now.&#8221; Me: &#8220;Yes, so what does that mean.&#8221; Daniel: &#8220;Not my bedtime.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>April 29 &#8211; In a part of town with lots of sandwich shops, Daniel asks me &#8220;What is that store?&#8221; about each one, and then curious about how there could be so many stores with sandwiches. I explain that sandwiches can be made out of all kinds of things, to which he replies, &#8220;Where is the green bean sandwich store?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>April 30 &#8211; Speaking of his birthday presents that were out when he woke up this morning Daniel says, &#8220;Santa Claus came while I was asleep.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>April 2 &#8211; Instead of sleeping, Daniel is using a pretend leaf blower. &#8220;Woooooo wooooo wooooo. 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