{"id":958,"date":"2012-04-24T19:52:50","date_gmt":"2012-04-25T00:52:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/?p=958"},"modified":"2012-04-24T19:53:25","modified_gmt":"2012-04-25T00:53:25","slug":"quotable-quotes-august-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/quotable-quotes-august-2011-958","title":{"rendered":"Quotable Quotes \u2013 August 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>August 1 &#8211; &#8220;I want a fax machine when I&#8217;m just a little bit older.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>August 3 &#8211; Daniel holding a serial cable: &#8220;This puts your blood pressure down so you will be healthy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>August 3 &#8211; Daniel was so careful to whisper quietly to me at the library. It must have been creating a backlog of volume that needed to be used because as soon as we walked out the library door he said in a much louder voice than he ever uses &#8220;So that was fun!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>August 5 &#8211; Daniel has a printing calculator that he uses to make &#8220;receipts&#8221;. He handed me a short one and told me to write my name on it. I did and handed it back to him. Then he handed me another one and said &#8220;Here is your receipt.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>August 8 &#8211; &#8220;I&#8217;m not a booger-booger. I am a cutie.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>August 8 &#8211; Daniel talking to Pappy on the phone. Pappy: &#8220;Did I see you at the reunion yesterday? Did you enjoy it?&#8221; Daniel: &#8220;Just a little bit but not a whole lot.&#8221; Pappy: &#8220;Have you fed the ducks lately? You need to feed the ducks a lot or they will get hungry.&#8221; Daniel: &lt;giggle&gt; &#8220;The ducks don&#8217;t get hungry like that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>August 10 &#8211; &#8220;When I get on my account, I check my e-mail.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>August 11 &#8211; &#8220;I am the dentist. I&#8217;m going to make you talk funny. Do you want strawberry or bubble gum?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>August 11 &#8211; &#8220;You stay at the Super 8. I&#8217;m going to stay at the sixty-eight.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>August 12 &#8211; &#8220;It is not too hot for me today. There is a little wind and it feels good on me.&#8221; Then he took a notion and started weeding the flower beds. Here are some of the weeds he pulled up by the roots and threw on the side walk.<\/p>\n<p>August 12 &#8211; &#8220;Poppy needs to be a doctor. Someday he&#8217;s gonna be a little older and he&#8217;ll be a doctor.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>August 14 &#8211; Daniel: &#8220;I made a dream about Christmas up.&#8221; Me: &#8220;What happened in your dream?&#8221; Daniel: &#8220;I got presents.&#8221; Me: &#8220;What presents did you get?&#8221; Daniel: &#8220;I got flowers and another Buzz Lightyear.&#8221;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>August 15 &#8211; Daniel, pointing to a robin in the front yard: &#8220;Look at that pretty bird. He&#8217;s looking at me! He thinks I&#8217;m pretty.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>August 17 &#8211; We&#8217;ve been fooling people all over with driverless shopping carts until they notice a little blonde curly head peeping through the leg holes.<\/p>\n<p>August 18 &#8211; I was singing along with music in the car when Daniel said, &#8220;You can&#8217;t sing that. Just let them do it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>August 19 &#8211; &#8220;In a few days you will be small and I will be big and I will drive you to Wal-Mart.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>August 19 &#8211; Daniel when putting him down for his nap: &#8220;I&#8217;m going to make a dream about a birthday with Buzz Lightyear.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>August 19 &#8211; Daniel took my temperature with a toy thermometer and said it was &#8220;three hundred and sixty cents.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>August 21 &#8211; Papa and Daniel were playing McDonalds and no matter what Papa ordered, he was only being served sandwiches. Papa: &#8220;I need to talk to the manager. I have some grievances.&#8221; Daniel: &#8220;You are the grievance.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>August 21 &#8211; Daniel leaving the room: &#8220;I&#8217;m going to work. Everybody be sad and cry.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>August 23 &#8211; Putting Daniel to bed for his nap: &#8220;I&#8217;m going to make a dream about Mimi. She will like that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>August 24 &#8211; Daniel: &#8220;Does Mr. Kevin eat food?&#8221; Me: &#8220;He eats food just like everybody else.&#8221; Daniel: &#8220;And when his back hurts he goes to Papa&#8217;s chiropractor.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>August 24 &#8211; Daniel&#8217;s bedtime parting words: &#8220;I&#8217;m going to dream about Papa and Papa is going to dream about me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>August 28 &#8211; &#8220;Poppy is coming this afternoon. And I will say, &#8216;Pa, take me to Wal-Mart&#8217; and he will do it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>August 29 &#8211; Daniel&#8217;s last words to me when I put him in bed tonight: &#8220;I&#8217;m going to make a dream about carrots, and I&#8217;m going to eat carrots.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>August 31 &#8211; Sometimes I wonder if I should be concerned about the things that come out of Daniel&#8217;s very active imagination. This morning he was pushing one of his cars around in the grass pretending it was a lawn mower and said, &#8220;I lawn mowered Mimi. Mimi&#8217;s in pieces.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>August 31 &#8211; Daniel has come up with the cutest way of saying something is going to happen in the not immediate future. He says it will happen &#8220;after many many naps.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>August 1 &#8211; &#8220;I want a fax machine when I&#8217;m just a little bit older.&#8221; August 3 &#8211; Daniel holding a serial cable: &#8220;This puts your blood pressure down so you will be healthy.&#8221; August 3 &#8211; Daniel was so careful to whisper quietly to me at the library. 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