{"id":972,"date":"2012-04-25T21:43:58","date_gmt":"2012-04-26T02:43:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/?p=972"},"modified":"2012-04-25T21:43:58","modified_gmt":"2012-04-26T02:43:58","slug":"quotable-quotes-october-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/quotable-quotes-october-2011-972","title":{"rendered":"Quotable Quotes \u2013 October 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>October 1 &#8211; Me: &#8220;Are you in a mood?&#8221; Silence. Daniel, five minutes later: &#8220;I am not in a mood.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>October 3 &#8211; Daniel often says that he will do something when he&#8217;s &#8220;a little bit older.&#8221; Just now he said he was going to do something &#8220;not when I am a little bit older, but when I&#8217;m a different guy.&#8221; I had no idea how to respond to that one. I was too busy biting my tongue not to laugh out loud.<\/p>\n<p>October 5 &#8211; Daniel was examining a drinking straw and said, &#8220;this operates the water.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>October 7 &#8211; Daniel holding a pen to his temple: &#8220;I need a clip.&#8221; Me: &#8220;What do you need a clip for?&#8221; Daniel: &#8220;To clip this pen here like this.&#8221; Me: &#8220;Why do you need to clip it there?&#8221; Daniel: &#8220;Because that&#8217;s what Handy Manny does.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>October 8 &#8211; Daniel holding up a toy airplane: &#8220;Where did this come from?&#8221; Me: &#8220;Phillip&#8217;s Toy Mart. Where did you come from?&#8221; Daniel: &#8220;Toys&#8217;R&#8217;Us. Do they have babies at Target? Do they have boys?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>October 26 &#8211; Future politician? &#8220;I didn&#8217;t fall on you. I just came to you really quick.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>October 1 &#8211; Me: &#8220;Are you in a mood?&#8221; Silence. Daniel, five minutes later: &#8220;I am not in a mood.&#8221; October 3 &#8211; Daniel often says that he will do something when he&#8217;s &#8220;a little bit older.&#8221; Just now he said he was going to do something &#8220;not when I am a little bit older, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/972"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=972"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/972\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":973,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/972\/revisions\/973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=972"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=972"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogs.thetucker.com\/daniel\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=972"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}